Substance Test

I finished with 2 of my finals, yippeee!

It is not finals week yet, still 2 weeks away, so a bit relief for me.  So after my exam, I went to get a substance test/drug test for pre-employment. I hate drug tests, not because i am a junkie, for sure i am clean, and never tried anything. I just hate the way we have to take it, feels so disguisting. This time was my second time, once before I had to do it for my internship in ADP, and I did not know what was the substance test procedure. I thought they were going to take my blood …. so when I got there, I had a difficult time to … um… you know, "go"…  so they *rejected* my sample!  Not enough.  What the @#$%&*$# is that?  I had to go to Burger King and buy a really big size sweet tea to "prepare" to take the test *again*, and the place was closing in like an hour.

However, two things: 1) the tea was disgusting, not sweet at all, had way too much ice which tasted bad, and 2) it did not work right away so I had to keep drinking and drinking and drinking it, even when I lost all my taste because it was so bitter and cold and watered-down after the ice melted. It took around 30 minutes even though I had only drank half of the cup.  The Russian made me finish it all - really painful event, but a bit funny if I think of it now. I wish we had a different way to test this.

3 Responses to “Substance Test”

  1. Vito Says:

    next time, try a frappucinno. works for me all the time.

  2. Lili Says:

    Vito, you are weird ….. how many drug test have you taken?

    Frappucinno will put me right away to sleep zzzzzzzzzzz

  3. Vito Says:

    drug tests? oh, i’ve taken many. Does mixing cough medicine and whiskey count? =)

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